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Unfortunately, Your Childhood Cartoons Weren’t As Innocent As You Thought

Squidward doesn’t wear pants because his penis is on his face. Let’s face it, everything that we thought about our childhood cartoons being ...

Unfortunately, Your Childhood Cartoons Weren’t As Innocent As You Thought

Squidward doesn’t wear pants because his penis is on his face. Let’s face it, everything that we thought about our childhood cartoons being innocent, clean fun is out the window.

These animators didn’t know it, but eventually, we’d all grow up to understand exactly what we were staring at on those TVs.

Whether we were watching an after-school episode of “SpongeBob SquarePants” or a commercial for an episode of “Care Bears,” all of these shows had some kind of inappropriate hidden agenda.

Thanks to the Internet, we can all go back and recap exactly how absurd some of these cartoons actually were. Would you want your little sister, brother or child watching these kinds of things?

After all, “a child’s brain is like a sponge,” right? Check out the photos below, you won’t believe your eyes.


Why couldn’t Nickelodeon just show Angelica actually brushing her teeth?
Why did a giant fish have to squirt on the “Magic School Bus”?
Why did a giant fish have to squirt on the “Magic School Bus”?
Is it appropriate to make Jerry swim up Tom’s butt?
Is it appropriate to make Jerry swim up Tom’s butt?
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Seriously? You animators aren’t even trying to be discreet here.
Miley Cyrus isn’t to blame for the existence of twerking. Our childhood cartoons are.
Miley Cyrus isn’t to blame for the existence of twerking. Our childhood cartoons are. 

Let’s just say that whenever the Angry Beavers decided to “wrestle” each other, they didn’t “wrestle” at all.


Let’s just say that whenever the Angry Beavers decided to “wrestle” each other, they didn’t “wrestle” at all.
She was positioned way too low to be kissing his mouth. 


How do you ruin “Tom & Jerry”? Like this:

How do you ruin “Tom & Jerry”? Like this:


Everything was perverted back in the 90s. This is just proof. 


Yeah, let’s just expose kids to masturbating cartoons. That seems like a great idea. 


If you didn’t realize the Teletubbies were PBS’ version of softcore porn, you were incredibly oblivious.

I bet you didn’t even notice that was a crane. 

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